Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to sassysairs in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In June I set quarter_queen's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I gave damage_c0ntr0l a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1554 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!